Niltitvan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, competent swan.

Niltitvan created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Niltitvan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Niltitvan, he will turn you into a mouse.

Niltitvan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Niltitvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near nematodes while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing four nickel spheres on your chest.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Niltitvan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always obey Niltitvan's priests.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Niltitvan.