Mabhogyam is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, amazing wombat.

Mabhogyam created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabhogyam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mabhogyam, it will be very unhappy.

Mabhogyam's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Mabhogyam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing violet coats.

4. Never wear purple shorts.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.