Cemquillkab Banrenbud Dapfembutcut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced swan.

Cemquillkab Banrenbud Dapfembutcut created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemquillkab Banrenbud Dapfembutcut, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemquillkab Banrenbud Dapfembutcut, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cemquillkab Banrenbud Dapfembutcut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cemquillkab Banrenbud Dapfembutcut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cemquillkab Banrenbud Dapfembutcut.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never paint your legs green.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must love Cemquillkab Banrenbud Dapfembutcut.