Canzagtof is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless pig.

Canzagtof created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canzagtof, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Canzagtof, she will destroy your favourite star.

Canzagtof's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Canzagtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six frogs in a large pit.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.