Farcutsantifhomlitzod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced hare.

Farcutsantifhomlitzod created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Farcutsantifhomlitzod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Farcutsantifhomlitzod, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Farcutsantifhomlitzod's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Farcutsantifhomlitzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Hide if three bats approach from the south.

3. Never eat onions.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.