Wegmid is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless walrus.

Wegmid created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegmid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wegmid, she will jump up and down on your head.

Wegmid's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Wegmid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Wegmid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Wegmid on top of all buildings.

3. Hide from mauve rats for they are unholy.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not kill nematodes.