Quafnulltonk is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish tortoise.

Quafnulltonk created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafnulltonk, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quafnulltonk, he will turn you into a mouse.

Quafnulltonk's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Quafnulltonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not cook food in pots.