Yiksugrutgut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless hyena.

Yiksugrutgut created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yiksugrutgut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yiksugrutgut, she will turn you into a slug.

Yiksugrutgut's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Yiksugrutgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near seals while wearing mauve stockings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.