Nigbatfodnuttlist is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, conceited frog.

Nigbatfodnuttlist created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbatfodnuttlist, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nigbatfodnuttlist, it will turn you into a tree.

Nigbatfodnuttlist's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nigbatfodnuttlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.