Jenlibarf is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, uncaring chinchilla.

Jenlibarf created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Jenlibarf, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jenlibarf, she will refuse to believe in you.

Jenlibarf's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Jenlibarf's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about spacetime.