Badgabtof is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty wyvern.

Badgabtof created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badgabtof, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Badgabtof, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Badgabtof's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Badgabtof's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed rice to birds while wearing white scarves.