Gunbelltit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome lizard.

Gunbelltit created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunbelltit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gunbelltit, he will turn you into a slug.

Gunbelltit's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gunbelltit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Gunbelltit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Never feed rice to monkeys while wearing ear rings.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.