Wegxucsogtaryargabzenbam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane cobra.

Wegxucsogtaryargabzenbam created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegxucsogtaryargabzenbam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wegxucsogtaryargabzenbam, he will turn you into a worm.

Wegxucsogtaryargabzenbam's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Wegxucsogtaryargabzenbam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide if four goats approach from the east.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never wear magenta trousers.

5. Do not drink alcohol.