Bassjinkab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, two-faced crocodile.

Bassjinkab created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassjinkab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bassjinkab, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bassjinkab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bassjinkab's Holy Commandments

1. Bassjinkab loves dogs, so they must be respected.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Bassjinkab in the centre of the settlement.