Tikshavten is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy eagle.

Tikshavten created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikshavten, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tikshavten, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tikshavten's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tikshavten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Tikshavten must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Never look at planets.