Mitlistdum is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, kind wombat.

Mitlistdum created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitlistdum, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mitlistdum, he will turn you into a snail.

Mitlistdum's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Mitlistdum's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.