Cipabpas is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, charitable alligator.

Cipabpas created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipabpas, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cipabpas, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cipabpas' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cipabpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to badgers while wearing ear rings.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about dark matter near voles while wearing cyan hats and balancing nine silicon spheres on your feet.

5. Never talk about fire.