Barnhapratgidban Mannelldad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, all-powerful human.

Barnhapratgidban Mannelldad created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Barnhapratgidban Mannelldad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Barnhapratgidban Mannelldad, it will send you a sign.

Barnhapratgidban Mannelldad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Barnhapratgidban Mannelldad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.