Mifhendib is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust horse.

Mifhendib created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifhendib, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mifhendib, he will cry a lot.

Mifhendib's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mifhendib's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Never feed bananas to bats while wearing jumpers.

4. Never paint your legs turquoise.

5. Do not keep three goats in a large pit.