Sanstaftar is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, stupid mink.

Sanstaftar created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanstaftar, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sanstaftar, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sanstaftar's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sanstaftar's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.