Listpomwig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving bat.

Listpomwig created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Listpomwig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Listpomwig, it will not care at all.

Listpomwig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Listpomwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near dolphins while wearing indigo shoes and balancing four nickel spheres on your head.

2. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Retreat if nine porpoises approach from the east.