Tighomdob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident capybara.

Tighomdob created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tighomdob, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tighomdob, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tighomdob's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tighomdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.