Sitfunfaddut Buspidflam Pogpig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate warg.

Sitfunfaddut Buspidflam Pogpig created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitfunfaddut Buspidflam Pogpig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sitfunfaddut Buspidflam Pogpig, it will turn you into a slug.

Sitfunfaddut Buspidflam Pogpig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sitfunfaddut Buspidflam Pogpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Sitfunfaddut Buspidflam Pogpig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.