Yattgudcib is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unsympathetic fairy.

Yattgudcib created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattgudcib, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yattgudcib, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yattgudcib's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yattgudcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. You must pray to Yattgudcib four times a day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.