Vegzentadbegkonfag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fast warg.

Vegzentadbegkonfag created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Vegzentadbegkonfag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vegzentadbegkonfag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vegzentadbegkonfag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vegzentadbegkonfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to capybaras while wearing white boots.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Vegzentadbegkonfag must be the most important thing in your life.