Sandmoblit is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, benevolent sheep.

Sandmoblit created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sandmoblit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sandmoblit, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sandmoblit's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sandmoblit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near tapirs while wearing orange coats and balancing nine zinc spheres on your chest.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away from violet geese, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.