Kikhunsat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking dove.

Kikhunsat created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikhunsat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kikhunsat, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kikhunsat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Kikhunsat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kikhunsat.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.