Dosshigmum Gupmitnurlloop is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unjust bear.

Dosshigmum Gupmitnurlloop created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosshigmum Gupmitnurlloop, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dosshigmum Gupmitnurlloop, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dosshigmum Gupmitnurlloop's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dosshigmum Gupmitnurlloop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dosshigmum Gupmitnurlloop on top of all buildings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.