Nibkandin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented shark.

Nibkandin created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibkandin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nibkandin, she will destroy your home planet.

Nibkandin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nibkandin's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nibkandin first in all things.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Erect three copper sculptures of Nibkandin on top of important buildings.