Dabhabsak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonest chinchilla.

Dabhabsak created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabhabsak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dabhabsak, she will turn you into a rock.

Dabhabsak's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dabhabsak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear green dresses.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dabhabsak.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Never look in ponds.