Tunfligrull is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty goat.

Tunfligrull created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunfligrull, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tunfligrull, it will not care at all.

Tunfligrull's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Tunfligrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.