Zedvidgep is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic horse.

Zedvidgep created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedvidgep, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zedvidgep, she will turn you into a worm.

Zedvidgep's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zedvidgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Erect four lead sculptures of Zedvidgep on top of important buildings.

5. Do not make images of living things.