Xucklapdum Mobnadfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, temperamental shark.

Xucklapdum Mobnadfly created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xucklapdum Mobnadfly, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xucklapdum Mobnadfly, it will destroy your home planet.

Xucklapdum Mobnadfly's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Xucklapdum Mobnadfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide if nine birds approach from the south.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Xucklapdum Mobnadfly loves badgers, so they must be respected.