Wabgad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, conceited warg.

Wabgad created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Wabgad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wabgad, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Wabgad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of badgers.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Put Wabgad first in all things.

5. Worship no other gods but Wabgad.