Gumvinkem is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sage hare.

Gumvinkem created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumvinkem, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gumvinkem, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gumvinkem's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gumvinkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Never feed coconuts to sharks while wearing green rings.

5. Never think about galaxies.