Bincedmip is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, happy dingo.

Bincedmip created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bincedmip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bincedmip, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bincedmip's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bincedmip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bincedmip five times a day.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about optics near squirrels while wearing black shorts and balancing eight zinc spheres on your feet.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.