Hivdudsak is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, intelligent
crocodile.
Hivdudsak created light two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hivdudsak, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Hivdudsak, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Hivdudsak's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Hivdudsak's Holy Commandments1. Never eat oranges.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never look at black holes.
5. Never talk about snakes.