Tikxenhat Sadstragsan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonourable raven.

Tikxenhat Sadstragsan created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikxenhat Sadstragsan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tikxenhat Sadstragsan, she will turn you into a frog.

Tikxenhat Sadstragsan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tikxenhat Sadstragsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Run away if eight eagles approach from the north.

3. Hide from mauve ducks for they are unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to seals while wearing white tights.