Yakjarnged is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, conceited mongoose.

Yakjarnged created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakjarnged, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yakjarnged, she will turn you into a tree.

Yakjarnged's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yakjarnged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yakjarnged.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide from cyan snakes for they are unholy.