Fligjinsatflig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind chinchilla.

Fligjinsatflig created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligjinsatflig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fligjinsatflig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fligjinsatflig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fligjinsatflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Never sing near horses.

4. Swans are not to be trusted.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.