Manbarncim is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, contented fly.

Manbarncim created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manbarncim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Manbarncim, he will try to impress you with trees.

Manbarncim's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Manbarncim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Manbarncim.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. You must pray to Manbarncim eight times a day.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Manbarncim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Hide from orange dolphins for they are unholy.