Rillgidflis Kemgomzim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest faun.

Rillgidflis Kemgomzim created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillgidflis Kemgomzim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rillgidflis Kemgomzim, she will turn you into a mouse.

Rillgidflis Kemgomzim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Rillgidflis Kemgomzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Feed all hungry tapirs.

4. Never sing near tortoises.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.