Wipquimhot is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured coyote.

Wipquimhot created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipquimhot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wipquimhot, he will turn you into a sheep.

Wipquimhot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wipquimhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Run away if seven sharks approach from the south.