Nillarfbif is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, self-assured eagle.

Nillarfbif created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillarfbif, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nillarfbif, she will manifest in front of you.

Nillarfbif's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Nillarfbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near moths while wearing gray stockings.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never feed lemons to manatees while wearing fawn coats.

5. Nillarfbif loves mites, so they must be respected.