Lunbepsog is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless owl.

Lunbepsog created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbepsog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lunbepsog, she will think nothing of it.

Lunbepsog's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Lunbepsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the south.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never feed onions to pigs while wearing blue scarves.