Dibbigpon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, kind pig.

Dibbigpon created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibbigpon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dibbigpon, it will destroy your home planet.

Dibbigpon's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dibbigpon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Dibbigpon in the centre of the settlement.