Vidrotpop Nurlflam is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, fast wyvern.

Vidrotpop Nurlflam created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidrotpop Nurlflam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vidrotpop Nurlflam, he will turn you into a rock.

Vidrotpop Nurlflam's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vidrotpop Nurlflam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.