Bogfemven is a god.

He takes the form of a large, passionate parrot.

Bogfemven created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfemven, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bogfemven, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bogfemven's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bogfemven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about seals.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not make images of living things.