Lidflagfutfot is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong toad.

Lidflagfutfot created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lidflagfutfot, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lidflagfutfot, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lidflagfutfot's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Lidflagfutfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must love Lidflagfutfot.