Cipwatquat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust finch.

Cipwatquat created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipwatquat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cipwatquat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cipwatquat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cipwatquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide if nine pigs approach from the west.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not chop down trees.